Everyone knows the raunchiest guys and gals come from Quebec, Canada's French province, notorious for loose laws and easy women. Criss Simon grew up there, steeped in a culture of raw sexual energy. Babes flock after this hunky porn star for scruffy look and his muscular build. When he's not getting his massive dick wet, like any good ol' Canadian boy he likes to blow off steam at the arena with his buddies, playing hockey and drinking a few cold ones. Check out Criss's hot scene with a fellow Montrealer, the gorgeous Malezia, to see what people mean when they say, "doing it the French way."